Last (wet muck) of 2020
Posted by Wetnboy on December 31, 2020 at 18:25:08
I think a lot of people have been waiting to put 2020 in the rear-view. Well 202WON will seem a bit nostalgic at the beginning, but hope springs eternal that as it matures we'll go past all this virus sh*t and back to (?) a (new) normal, whatever that'll be.
Feeling conflicted this AM, kinda happy and yet sort of angry at things. So I turn on Sirius XM online and what's playing? 'Refugee' (yeah, had enough of that feeling this year), flip to U2 channel(I can count on them to get me up this AM right?) - well only if you WANT to hear 'Helter Skelter', no thanks had enough of that too in '20, so its over to the "Boss" for a live (crappy) version of 'I came for you' (how appropriate)and finally Classic Rock Party (CRP) began to deliver starting with Queen - We will ROCK YOU!
Yeah, this year deserves a proper and fitting send off and it's been as you Brits say P*ss*ing down rain all night, 2.75 inches (that's 70mm) and now slowing to a light rain till NY AM. It's 37F (2.7C)frigid degrees out there, but I'm NOT one to be called a CHICKEN by anyone, especially from a relatively 'dry' climate compared to here - out I go - need to inspect the yard where the F***ing mole has been tunneling and see just how soggy it's become. Coat? *ELL no, its above freezing (barely)!
So, back to finish this, after stomping down the mole tunnels and giving the low area between houses (for drainage) a down on the ground inspection. Had to slide around some and even flip to see the sky above. Hmm, my Levis 501XX medium blue jeans with cuffed bottoms, White logo T and Leather Converse all-stars seem to have a new look; a very unique and chic design of varying shades of brown while allowing the original colors to show thru from underneath here and there.
Into the photo studio (garage) for the necessary evidence that I'll send to the self-proclaimed 'little sh*t' so he knows I'm not bluffing. Then removed the shoes to carry them thru the house to the shower where everything felt so nice. A little clean up and what's that I left the dripping wet briefs under a pair of Dark Blue 501s and put on a Cranberry colored Gap 'Best Crewneck' LS T for breakfast.
After breakfast those briefs had the 501's damp, but that's NOT good enough so in goes a cup of warm water and a little effort for a satisfying finish. Now below one of you chaps mentioned the term wank and didn't think we in the states would know that term. Sorry to disappoint! To Americanize it some we generally use the term 'whack off' as defined by the oxford dictionary, although the general slang here is either 'jack off' or 'jerk off' in either case J/O for short. Since those are all in the dictionary as proper terms I think we have our choice.
So, now that I've officially 'celebrated' NYE I toss out the challenge to each and every one to do the same in your own way. I can't wait to hear Ian report on the NYE version of their 'kitchen' game!
Everyone, Have a safe, wet and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
SLYC
- Re: Last (wet muck) of 2020 Fozzy 05:19:59 1/01/2021
(2)
- Re: Last (wet muck) of 2020 Gonzo 07:47:37 1/14/2021
(0)
- Re: Last (wet muck) of 2020 Wetnboy 06:25:20 1/01/2021
(0)
- Re: Last (wet muck) of 2020 Gonzo 07:47:37 1/14/2021
(0)